Meet Martin, the creep lurking in the shadows. His fingers are all thumbs and he eats processed meat out of the packet endlessly. Come and let him smell your hair. You will be touched.

I only applied to one venue because it was my ideal venue and because I wasn’t sure I would be ready for Edinburgh, so this will be fun. It’s the Cinema Room of the Banshee Labyrinth, which is part of the free fringe and an ideal space, as this show mixes filmed and live content. It’s deconstructed in the sense it’s a power point presentation presented by me, about the show, with bits where Martin rears his ugly head/s. I’m on at lunchtime, so it’s completely inappropriate. Join me.