THE RSPLB
The Royal Society for the Pursuit of Love Birds
Wilderness festival opens its arms to the flighty return of their favourite cupids and announce Mating Season officially open. The Royal Society for the Pursuit of Love Birds: Amateur bird watching club and unusual dating agency.
The RSPLB take their lead from the sex life of birds – and the eccentric world of ‘twitchers’ (committed bird watchers who travel long distances to see a new species to add it to their ‘lifelist’).
Embark on a madcap quest for love with their crack team on hand to offer a wealth of ornithological and romantically-inspired pursuits.
Break beds not hearts. Impressive displays of courtship, rare birds of paradise and mating dances entirely encouraged. Whether you are a wishful thinker, secret admirer or perpetual singleton; a repeat offender, bleeding heart or timid romantic, all single wild ones are invited to join the RSPLB books for match making, guided twitching, blind dates, love life advice and ten minute relationships.
Roosting hour signals the return of RSPLB favourite and old playground classic, Kiss Chase.
P.S For pre-festival tips on spotting a potential love mate you can become a friend of the club on Facebook. Just search for Rose Wren their Club Secretary.